"Do mermaids fart?"

asked Art today. I held back my smile and asked him to go ask Mama, maybe she would know. So he went downstairs. "Mama!? Mama?! Do mermaids fart?"

After a pause, "I think so," she said. "Anybody that poops, farts. Anybody that eats, poops. So, anybody that eats, farts."

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  1. AnonymousDecember 27, 2008 at 6:53 PM

    For Sure!

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  2. AnonymousDecember 27, 2008 at 8:17 PM

    But I think mermaids (worms, snakes, etc.) only have silent farts since they don\'t have butt cheeks for the gas to reverberate against. N

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